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Sunday, 22 February 2015

OSCARS aka The Julianne Moore Show

JULIANNE MOORE


OHMAGOSH. What are you doing to me?
This Oscar has your name written all over it.

EMMA STONE


Idk if this is green or gold but I love it and god bless you Emma Stone, this would have been your year if Boyhood had filmed for an extra year.

AVA DUVERNAY


Obviously the fact that this lady isn't nominated is fucking ridiculous but JUST LOOK. Amazing. Such a great colour and general swoon.

LUPITA NYONG'O


Classic N'yongo. And by classic Nyong'o I mean that I never know what she's going to go for and she looks incredible.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON


News just in: ScarJo is made of pure emerald sex steel. Woah.

JESSICA CHASTAIN


Oh you bloody cutie. And so good in A Most Violent Year too. Chastain this is not your year but you'll always have my heart.

BJORK


Let's just take a minute to appreciate the 14th anniversary of The Swan Dress

Let's go Oscars!!




This Week's Prizes

CATE BLANCHETT & GILLIAN JACOBS





C.Blanche and G.Jake turned up at the Independent Spirit Awards last night looking like a mother/daughter pattern master combo. I mean they didn't show together, but I wish they had. It's a 'where the hell do ya even look' scenario. I'm loving the ombre on Jacobs and she does weird patchwork with aplomb. Is there any colour that Blanchett can't do? She almost pulls off as many colours as she does film roles.


JENNIFER HUDSON


Look how amazing Jennifer Hudson looks in Billboard Magazine (!!) She's like a singer in an eighties backing band who always gets in trouble for looking more glam than the lead. Plum lip all damn day.

LILY ALLEN


Lily Allen woke up the other morning and thought 'I'm going to match my hair to this blouse'. Nothing more needs to be said.

GWEN STEFANI


Gwen again. You can't stop me. This suit is ONLY JUST the right side of clown and that is why she will always be the teacher and the whole world will always be the students. Also HAIR PORN

It's the Oscars tonight so expect me to go into Full Julianne Moore Mode very shortly.

Sunday, 15 February 2015

This Week's Prizes

RIHANNA


Another week, another outstanding Rihanna cover.

She's an angel.

Korea's W magazine just celebrated their 10th anniversary in style with three separate cover photos. The other two covers? Look them up yourself, you don't run my life. JK, they're here. But if you're not following Rihanna on instagram already, I can't help you, you're a lost cause.


















LEA SEYDOUX


"I got sunshine, on a cloudy day, when it's cold outside, I got the month of May" is what Seydoux probably sings to herself in the mirror everyday.

What a vision.

Best Dressed at the BAFTAs by faaaaaar.

Hair so shiny.














KESHA AND KELLY OSBORNE



Erm, The Queen of Trash is looking great these days? When did this happen? Missed the memo. And here she is with Kelly O at Fashion Week looking like a couple of comic book heroes.

ZOE KRAVITZ







I don't even know where to start with Zoe Kravitz this week. Maybe this spread with a WOLF??


















Maybe showing up at the Fendi show looking like a million bucks?


Maybe hanging front row with Nicki Minaj and Natasha Lyonne?
#squadgoals2k15


Those braids tho. Kravitz is A team material.


Sunday, 1 February 2015

This Week's Prizes

DASCHA POLANCO


It's out very first double-weeker ladies and gents and it's Dascha Polanco. Because she deserves it. If you don't like it you can swivel. Seriously you should swivel, it's good to see this style masterpiece at every angle.  Pure class of a SAG dress. I love this woman (you know that.) Eye flick on fleek.

DANIELLE BROOKS


The OITNB ladies are leaving every one else in the dust. Look at Danielle Brooks. Just LOOK. Look and marvel and swoon and goddamnit what are they serving up in that Litchfield kitchen anyway? Alchemy on toast??

KATY PERRY


Every Katy Perry cover makes me feel like I should exercise more. But I try not to hold that against her. Katy Perry is a stone cold fox. She never keeps it safe and she thrives because of it. Superbowl halftime show means everything to me and the Superbowl means, er, what is it? I dunno.

CATE BLANCHETT



Cate Blanchett looked like she wore her nightgown to the AATCAS. 
I am not opposed to the idea of Cate Blanchett gallivanting around town in her nightgown. 
In fact I'm quite partial to it. 
No knickers no problems.


RIHANNA


Best til last. And it really is the best til last even though this has been a particularly strong week (well done ladies). I fucking love this look on Rihanna. She has the most perfect 90's RnB hair and the most perfect face. That lipliner! I appreciate everything you do Rihanna.


LAST MINUTE ADDITION!!

KIM SEARS


I've never known anything about Kim Sears. But there's been a memo sent to all of us today via the social media whirlpool. Aside from being beautiful with amazing hair (which we knew already) guess what everyone? Kim Sears is FUNNY. She's officially being added to my favourite cussers list - shout out to Sharon Horgan in first place, always - and now I want to go for dinner with her. I like Andy Murray more through association and she's just generally improved my Sunday mood. Parental Advisory... How I laughed. Oh and there's tennis happening or something.

I just realised this entry has particularly highlighted my lack of sporting knowledge. Big ups Serena Williams though, I saw that shit and you are unstoppable.

Sunday, 25 January 2015

This Week's Prizes

DASCHA POLANCO


Dascha Polanco aka The Queen Of Everything posted this on her instagram. I don't know what she's doing or where she's going but jeeesus. What a look. The jacket!

KRISTEN WIIG

 

My fave KWiig has been at Sundance with her new film The Diary Of A Teenage Girl but she's mostly just been wandering around town looking like a babe. I can't even tell you the level of excitement I have for a Wiig/Skarsgard combo. In fact I'm putting it out there RN that they would be the best couple in the world that I hadn't thought of til just this second. Brad and Ange couldn't even handle that level of attractiveness. Okay, so Wiig wore double denim like a B*Witchd trouper, and a cute little necklaces/grey sweater/black beanie combo and now I'm searching online for a new denim jacket.

KATHRYN HAHN

Speaking of Sundance...


A Sundance without Hahn would be weird. Here she is promoting her staple: a solid, funny indie. I mean I haven't seen it but it's called D Train so... also she's married to Jack Black in it which sounds promising.

RUTH WILSON

I talk about Ruth Wilson too much but I couldn't resist this one. It's got all the Wilson classics (eyebrows, lips etc) and then combined with this dress? Dynamite.


MARION COTILLARD


In Dior, because duh. Well I guess in the ugly duckling/beautiful swan scenario...MC just made swans look damn ugly. Seriously is she even real? Is this what the heavens look like? Because I'd be seriously up for christianity if Cotillard greeted you at the pearly gates rather than some old grey faced dude with a gnarly beard and a, well, God complex.

Friday, 16 January 2015

Afternoon Delight

At the Golden Globes last weekend, Jill Soloway won Best Comedy for Transparent. Transparent is an incredible show, and it can be found on Amazon Prime. I recommend signing up just for this TV show. It's that good. It's like telling people to get Netflix just for OITNB. Trust.

When those creators and cast walked up those steps I was happy for Transparent. I was also happy specifically for Jill Soloway, especially after this keynote speech of hers I had watched a few months previous. But mostly I was happy because a female showrunner winning a Golden Globe while wearing a sensible shoe is all I've ever wanted.

LOOK at this outfit.



I don't even know where to start.
a) most interesting suit ever worn to an awards show?
b) prada wood flatforms
c) I HAD ZERO ANXIETY ABOUT HER POSSIBLY FALLING OVER EN ROUTE


And that, ladies and gents, is how you claim your GG in style.


So speaking of style and the fact I can't stop swooning I'm looking this week at Soloway's directorial debut, Afternoon Delight, starring Comedy MegaBabe Kathryn Hahn. Let's get on with it.




Afternoon Delight (2013)

Not to give too much away, but Afternoon Delight is a delight. It took the yuppie bored housewife troupe and gave it a strange and unique angle. It was also a brilliant example of character informing style and vice versa, the costume department working with intricate detail and sensitive examination of mood. Hahn's character Rachel rides an emotional blazer and so does her style.

Opening with someone going to see their therapist in workout gear is such a character jump off. Couple that with Hahn's strained affirmations of fine-ness and we got ourselves a modern day conundrum along the lines of "what is life, and why am I so unfulfilled?" and "why is the gym teacher from Glee messing with me?"


JK Jane Lynch is great in this.

I love a tuxedo stripe. I especially love it on a casual wear trouser. Because you know, juxtaposition and stuff!

I know that we're supposed to know that she's drowning in boredom and has the general air of WHO CARES WHAT I WEAR ANYWAY but I actually love this wardrobe a la slob. I'm a Stefani fan, so I always appreciate an adidas track.


In teal no less! And an art graphic tee. If you haven't guessed already, we're in Silverlake.

And we wear stripes to bed.


And stripes in the daytime.


The shirt is holey because she's in a pit of despair that she's not admitting to herself FYI

I would like to state that I wish I could look this good when I'd "given up entirely". I wish I looked this good when I made an effort, frankly. Alas, the casual beauty of Kathryn Hahn.


Baggy rolled up grey jeans and a studded black leather bag. Yep, this is definitely "Silverlake giving up" as opposed to "Another Place giving up".

I had to include this photo for the collective facial expressions. Yuppie yapping? Nailed it.


Major props to all these ladies but Jess St Clair is so funny in this. She takes her BFF to a strip club in an attempt to help inspire her sex life. 

Rachel teams her good ol' graphic tee collection with a polka dot blazer and a hairdo that happened on purpose. She's making an effort!


She finds a project at the strip club. By project I mean a human being who is a stripper. Enter Juno Temple as McKenna. Rachel wants to help her turn her life around. It's all a cycle of helping. McKenna seems more than content with where she's at. Rachel makes like a sat nav and bleats on at her about a u-turn. But she never actually asks if McKenna needs help. It's implied, she figures. I mean, c'mon, she is a stripper.

So she stalks McKenna in the guise of checking out an artisanal coffee truck and they strike up a friendship.

This look doesn't really fit into my narrative but I love this outfit. The Felice Brothers shirt!


And these beauties:


Blue suede Gazelle's! My favourite. Product placement update: definitely Adidas.

So McKenna moves into Rachel's spare room.

And thus the blouses go from "why bother" linen....


To "I am an adult but adorable"...


To "Cue Wolfmother - Woman"


Wowzers. Hot Mess to Hot. And all because of her hooker life coach who everyone thought would be bad news. Mustard FTW.


She even tries a smokey eye. She also tries being a part of Temple's sex worker life. So yeah, the hooker life coach might have been a bad idea after all.


I can't tell you how much I appreciate the fact that costume were like "what would a bored housewife wear on her first sexwork excursion? A mac?" because OF COURSE A MAC.


So Rachel wears her best vampy lace and follows McKenna into sin.

Which included this awesome shot of her actually mirroring her. The teacher has been the student indeed.


But you know, don't be fooled by the fact her hair looks great, that doesn't mean this is her scene.


In fact things get pretty dark.


She's sitting and watching her teen protege bang an old client. Pretty dark, right?

Well not as dark as a Moms Wine and Sharing Party, let me tell you. That's when shit gets FUCKED UP. Hahn's shirt is as red as the bouquet that soaks her heart. There are some home truths involved.


And well I'm not going to spoil anything but we're back in therapy. Because of course we are. But we've swapped slobby for chic at least! It's a journey, people.


And she's wearing lacy bras under cute vests so it can't be all bad


It isn't bad, it's good. Yuppie gets her drive back!*         *Alternative title

Watch this film. Watch Transparent (Hahn plays a rabbi and it's glorious.) Watch Six Feet Under. Watch everything. Soloway knows what she's doing.

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