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Wednesday, 18 March 2015

What's Pink, Red and Awesome All Over?

It is time to pay homage – officially - to my favourite look; the red and pink combo. Why do I love it so much? There’s something about the sheer boldness of someone who opts for this dynamic. Everyone tells you that red and pink clash. Practically from birth. When you’re lying in that cot the fashion witch of the west whispers “Don’t try red and pink. You will fail miserably. It is a curse and an impossibility that is as vile as it is famous throughout the land.” Well I am here to tell you that Hello, I am your fairy godmother, and you can do it. You have an eye for colour and a flair for pairing and I have faith in you.

I also love that it’s unapologetically feminine (though not exclusively, of course.) We’re told that red is for grown up lady vamps and pink is coy lil girly girls but guess what, you’re neither of these things and both of these things and you can do and wear whatever the hell you like. 

Pink is for teenagers? Red is for vixens? Well make like an Elle Woods Jessica Rabbit hybrid and tell everyone to jump on this gender neutral colour train to Killing It, first stop Who The Fuck Cares If This Clashes.



Here’s some inspiration for us. Let's talk through some strong options.


First up, the blazer.




MIA and Tay Schilling know what's up. Either way around?? Works. You see, this look is far more malleable than you might think.

Secondly, the tux.


Rihanna brought it like it had never been brought before. This is my favourite ever ever red/pink look because it involved a tuxedo stripe (winner) and a clear heeled oxford shoe (winner winner chicken dinner) Oh Rihanna, you always spoil us so much.

I want this £350 Acne jacket more than anything. Honestly, I'd take it over world peace and being on Amy Poehler's speed dial any day. (I wouldn't. But I do love it.)


So slick. So smooth. So colourful.

This Whistles number is great also. But I can't find it anywhere :(



So who else has done a good job of working st valentines?

Sarah Jessica Parker, that's who.

           

And Joely Richardson...



and The Patron Saint of Babedom, Rashida Jones




But all looks have a queen. Bjork is queen of innovation, Diane Keaton is queen of suits, Solange is queen of colour, Gwen Stefani is queen of sportswear, Lupita Nyong’o is queen of red carpet and Avril Lavigne is queen of pop punk (I mean, knock it all you want, but it’s true.) 

And Emma Stone is queen of red and pink. The older she gets, the more she is transcending into a master.

In the classic metaphor structure she starts out as a caterpillar.

1...


2...


(Okay I admit this is actually pale pink and hot pink but if The Dress debacle has taught us anything it's that...*trails off because I can't be bothered*)

3!!!


The butterfly has emerged from the cocoon. 
Emma Stone is officially rocking red and pink harder than anyone. Pale and ginger wins.


Let's give her a run for her money shall we?





PS. I have tried and failed to find a celebrity man wearing pink and red. I was absolutely SURE I would find Jared Leto in this look. Leto, I’m 100% you’ve done it but alas I cannot find it. I apologise.

Sunday, 1 February 2015

This Week's Prizes

DASCHA POLANCO


It's out very first double-weeker ladies and gents and it's Dascha Polanco. Because she deserves it. If you don't like it you can swivel. Seriously you should swivel, it's good to see this style masterpiece at every angle.  Pure class of a SAG dress. I love this woman (you know that.) Eye flick on fleek.

DANIELLE BROOKS


The OITNB ladies are leaving every one else in the dust. Look at Danielle Brooks. Just LOOK. Look and marvel and swoon and goddamnit what are they serving up in that Litchfield kitchen anyway? Alchemy on toast??

KATY PERRY


Every Katy Perry cover makes me feel like I should exercise more. But I try not to hold that against her. Katy Perry is a stone cold fox. She never keeps it safe and she thrives because of it. Superbowl halftime show means everything to me and the Superbowl means, er, what is it? I dunno.

CATE BLANCHETT



Cate Blanchett looked like she wore her nightgown to the AATCAS. 
I am not opposed to the idea of Cate Blanchett gallivanting around town in her nightgown. 
In fact I'm quite partial to it. 
No knickers no problems.


RIHANNA


Best til last. And it really is the best til last even though this has been a particularly strong week (well done ladies). I fucking love this look on Rihanna. She has the most perfect 90's RnB hair and the most perfect face. That lipliner! I appreciate everything you do Rihanna.


LAST MINUTE ADDITION!!

KIM SEARS


I've never known anything about Kim Sears. But there's been a memo sent to all of us today via the social media whirlpool. Aside from being beautiful with amazing hair (which we knew already) guess what everyone? Kim Sears is FUNNY. She's officially being added to my favourite cussers list - shout out to Sharon Horgan in first place, always - and now I want to go for dinner with her. I like Andy Murray more through association and she's just generally improved my Sunday mood. Parental Advisory... How I laughed. Oh and there's tennis happening or something.

I just realised this entry has particularly highlighted my lack of sporting knowledge. Big ups Serena Williams though, I saw that shit and you are unstoppable.

Sunday, 25 January 2015

This Week's Prizes

DASCHA POLANCO


Dascha Polanco aka The Queen Of Everything posted this on her instagram. I don't know what she's doing or where she's going but jeeesus. What a look. The jacket!

KRISTEN WIIG

 

My fave KWiig has been at Sundance with her new film The Diary Of A Teenage Girl but she's mostly just been wandering around town looking like a babe. I can't even tell you the level of excitement I have for a Wiig/Skarsgard combo. In fact I'm putting it out there RN that they would be the best couple in the world that I hadn't thought of til just this second. Brad and Ange couldn't even handle that level of attractiveness. Okay, so Wiig wore double denim like a B*Witchd trouper, and a cute little necklaces/grey sweater/black beanie combo and now I'm searching online for a new denim jacket.

KATHRYN HAHN

Speaking of Sundance...


A Sundance without Hahn would be weird. Here she is promoting her staple: a solid, funny indie. I mean I haven't seen it but it's called D Train so... also she's married to Jack Black in it which sounds promising.

RUTH WILSON

I talk about Ruth Wilson too much but I couldn't resist this one. It's got all the Wilson classics (eyebrows, lips etc) and then combined with this dress? Dynamite.


MARION COTILLARD


In Dior, because duh. Well I guess in the ugly duckling/beautiful swan scenario...MC just made swans look damn ugly. Seriously is she even real? Is this what the heavens look like? Because I'd be seriously up for christianity if Cotillard greeted you at the pearly gates rather than some old grey faced dude with a gnarly beard and a, well, God complex.

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