OSCARS aka The Julianne Moore Show

JULIANNE MOORE

OHMAGOSH. What are you doing to me?

This Oscar has your name written all over it.

EMMA STONE

Idk if this is green or gold but I love it and god bless you Emma Stone, this would have been your year if Boyhood had filmed for an extra year.

AVA DUVERNAY

Obviously the fact that this lady isn't nominated is fucking ridiculous but JUST LOOK. Amazing. Such a great colour and general swoon.

LUPITA NYONG'O

Classic N'yongo. And by classic Nyong'o I mean that I never know what she's going to go for and she looks incredible.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

News just in: ScarJo is made of pure emerald sex steel. Woah.

JESSICA CHASTAIN

Oh you bloody cutie. And so good in A Most Violent Year too. Chastain this is not your year but you'll always have my heart.

BJORK

Let's just take a minute to appreciate the 14th anniversary of The Swan Dress

Let's go Oscars!!

This Week's Prizes

CATE BLANCHETT & GILLIAN JACOBS

C.Blanche and G.Jake turned up at the Independent Spirit Awards last night looking like a mother/daughter pattern master combo. I mean they didn't show together, but I wish they had. It's a 'where the hell do ya even look' scenario. I'm loving the ombre on Jacobs and she does weird patchwork with aplomb. Is there any colour that Blanchett can't do? She almost pulls off as many colours as she does film roles.

JENNIFER HUDSON

Look how amazing Jennifer Hudson looks in Billboard Magazine (!!) She's like a singer in an eighties backing band who always gets in trouble for looking more glam than the lead. Plum lip all damn day.

LILY ALLEN

Lily Allen woke up the other morning and thought 'I'm going to match my hair to this blouse'. Nothing more needs to be said.

GWEN STEFANI

Gwen again. You can't stop me. This suit is ONLY JUST the right side of clown and that is why she will always be the teacher and the whole world will always be the students. Also HAIR PORN

It's the Oscars tonight so expect me to go into Full Julianne Moore Mode very shortly.

This Week's Prizes

RIHANNA

Another week, another outstanding Rihanna cover.

She's an angel.

Korea's W magazine just celebrated their 10th anniversary in style with three separate cover photos. The other two covers? Look them up yourself, you don't run my life. JK, they're here. But if you're not following Rihanna on instagram already, I can't help you, you're a lost cause.

LEA SEYDOUX

"I got sunshine, on a cloudy day, when it's cold outside, I got the month of May" is what Seydoux probably sings to herself in the mirror everyday.

What a vision.

Best Dressed at the BAFTAs by faaaaaar.

Hair so shiny.

KESHA AND KELLY OSBORNE

Erm, The Queen of Trash is looking great these days? When did this happen? Missed the memo. And here she is with Kelly O at Fashion Week looking like a couple of comic book heroes.

ZOE KRAVITZ

I don't even know where to start with Zoe Kravitz this week. Maybe this spread with a WOLF??


















Maybe showing up at the Fendi show looking like a million bucks?

Maybe hanging front row with Nicki Minaj and Natasha Lyonne?

#squadgoals2k15

Those braids tho. Kravitz is A team material.

This Week's Prizes

DASCHA POLANCO

It's out very first double-weeker ladies and gents and it's Dascha Polanco. Because she deserves it. If you don't like it you can swivel. Seriously you should swivel, it's good to see this style masterpiece at every angle.  Pure class of a SAG dress. I love this woman (you know that.) Eye flick on fleek.

DANIELLE BROOKS

The OITNB ladies are leaving every one else in the dust. Look at Danielle Brooks. Just LOOK. Look and marvel and swoon and goddamnit what are they serving up in that Litchfield kitchen anyway? Alchemy on toast??

KATY PERRY

Every Katy Perry cover makes me feel like I should exercise more. But I try not to hold that against her. Katy Perry is a stone cold fox. She never keeps it safe and she thrives because of it. Superbowl halftime show means everything to me and the Superbowl means, er, what is it? I dunno.

CATE BLANCHETT

Cate Blanchett looked like she wore her nightgown to the AATCAS. 

I am not opposed to the idea of Cate Blanchett gallivanting around town in her nightgown. 

In fact I'm quite partial to it. 

No knickers no problems.

RIHANNA

Best til last. And it really is the best til last even though this has been a particularly strong week (well done ladies). I fucking love this look on Rihanna. She has the most perfect 90's RnB hair and the most perfect face. That lipliner! I appreciate everything you do Rihanna.


LAST MINUTE ADDITION!!

KIM SEARS

I've never known anything about Kim Sears. But there's been a memo sent to all of us today via the social media whirlpool. Aside from being beautiful with amazing hair (which we knew already) guess what everyone? Kim Sears is FUNNY. She's officially being added to my favourite cussers list - shout out to Sharon Horgan in first place, always - and now I want to go for dinner with her. I like Andy Murray more through association and she's just generally improved my Sunday mood. Parental Advisory... How I laughed. Oh and there's tennis happening or something.

I just realised this entry has particularly highlighted my lack of sporting knowledge. Big ups Serena Williams though, I saw that shit and you are unstoppable.