This Week's Prizes

I found a lot of enjoyment in the media re: style this week. So this started as a post about style but then I quickly descended into pointing and laughing at people who've been real lil shits. So this is that! The winners and the losers. The people who've been winning this week are:

Rihanna

Rihanna showed up at a MAC event this week in a pink gingham suit and plum lip AND gold hoops. You guys, this is what perfection looks like. 

She also answered stupid questions in the amazing Rihanna way she always does:

I love you Rih.

Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell showed up at the American Museum of Natural History looking like Fluffy Mosaic Catwoman. You guys, this is what perfection looks like. De ja vu, what?

Chloe Grace Moretz

Chloe Grace Moretz completely fucking OWNED an internet troll on the latest edition of my favourite segment 'Celebs Read Mean Tweets' on Jimmy Kimmel. God bless Moretz.

Liam Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth won the title of Sexiest Man Alive this week in some magazine I can't remember or really care about. To which I zinged "Chris Hemsworth isn't even the Sexiest Man Alive in his family though!?" So during a time in which you may initially seem like the loser, Liam, just know a lot of people are realising they have feelings for you they just didn't know about before. And by people, I mean me. I appreciate you. Also HUNGER GAMES is finally upon us

Fans of Luther

Fans of BBC's Luther were found jumping for joy this week when it was announced that the series would be back for two one-hour specials next year. Set in LONDON, and starring IDRIS ELBA of course...because you'd be a dummy if you thought of changing anything, surely?

So those are our winners!

And the people losing:

Eminem

I wish Joan Rivers were still alive for many reasons. But this week I mostly wished she were around to make a joke about how much Eminem is really starting to look like Joan Rivers.

But that is not why Eminem is a loser. Eminem is a loser because his new track leaked all over the interwebs, and so did his hatred of Iggy Azalea. And no surprises here, the lyrics are a misogynistic shitstorm.

I'm not a fan of Iggy Azalea, because of... everything she's ever said. But I respected the way she called him out on this and Eminem just what the hell is wrong with you? You were the ultimate reddit user before reddit was even invented. I mean really you were the ultimate troll when dial up speed meant that no one even had the patience to be a troll yet. So jesus christ have a word with yourself about your attitude to women. It's embarrassing. I know you're not relevant now, and you desperately want to be again, but threatening rape unto someone who is relevant doesn't get you a seat back at the table bro. Unless that table is in prison, in which case I'm sure Chris Brown will happily extend a plus one.

Autumn

Yes, Autumn. The season of Autumn is a loser because try as it might it will never achieve the colour aesthetic success of Julianne Moore's face. So many colours. So pretty. On this month's cover of Glow btw.

This ferret

We've all felt like this ferret. It'll get better little man.

Jill Stanek

Jill Stanek, American 'pro-life' activist, and ultimately, person Who Done Suck At Math. This was a priceless tweet. Stanek, it's fine to just be a bad tipper, but as someone who is obvs not good with data and numbers and stuff, maybe stay out of science? My fave bit is that FALSE is in caps. It's like when someone shouts out an answer at a pub quiz in an extremely arrogant fashion, and is then, humiliatingly and publicly, extremely wrong. Delicious.

Fans of Luther

Fans of BBC's Luther were pulling out their hair in anguish this week when it was announced that Fox is heading once more to Remake City. They're making Luther. But in America, with an American cast. US TV networks sure like to act like a bunch of dumb dogs sometimes don't they? Shaping a Luther universe without Ruth Wilson? Yeah, good luck with that one Fox. *laughs condescendingly* 

*puts L shape fingers to forehead and runs away*

BYE